Like any family, there are a few rules to make this a nurturing, safe, and happy place for all. Without exception, all guests, customers, and employees abide by these 10 rules. We will do all we can within these rules to ensure your time here enriches your life. Those who will not abide by these rules must leave. If you have to leave, you may come back tomorrow.
You can always have another chance.
- Do not use God’s or Jesus’ name in vain.
- Be civil. Respect the other. Welcome all without regard for skin color, ethnicity, race, sexual orientation, gender, politics, religion, or weird conspiracy theories. When in doubt, act like Mr. Rogers. We do not tolerate assholery.
- No tipping, please. The Pearl’s staff are professionals committed to serving you. Tipping is unnecessary and not permitted.
- The kitchen does not take requests or honor substitutions unless you are under ten years old.
- No laptops, iPads, tablets, or Wi-Fi downstairs. If you need to work online, work from the parking lot.
- No headphones. Enjoy the music. It’s curated, and like our menu, we do not take requests.
- No food or beverages to go. Be present, be here.
- We do not serve margaritas (frozen or on the rocks). We do not serve frozen drinks of any kind. Please do not ask.
- No social media posting, live or otherwise, in Pearl’s.
- Please speak with any of the staff members if you are not satisfied with your experience. Your time here is important to us.